02-26-13

A Study in Contrast

02-25-13

My real hair is flat.  This only happens at night.

02-20-13

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"Down in....back...!"

02-16-13

Even on a good day, there is no possibility of being seen in public without covering this up

02-12-13

I do not sleep under a fan.  Really.

02-07-13

"Heavy wind off the starboard bow"

02-04-13

Pillow wind advisory!  

02-03-13

Faux hawk?  I can do that in my sleep

02-02-13

"Oh, that's the way uh-huh uh-huh..."

02-01-13

"Good morning, is Bozo in?"