Alas, I forgot to capture my wake-up do. Actually, Blackberry unit was acting retarded this morning so no snapshot. Maybe I'll be able to get a nice looking all-day-outside-in-the-wind effect later on.
Since I don't have the hair pic let's see if I can't embarrass myself another way.
I never like showering in the locker room after I swim. I've just never been the kind of person who was comfortable taking baths in public. The pool fills up with giant women who spend 15-30 minutes bobbing slightly in the water and talking, I'm not sure what the purpose is but I think it's a form of exercise for people who are hopelessly out of shape. They expend a significant amount of energy in the showers/locker room after discussing where to go to breakfast.
THEY never seem the least bit shy about stripping off their suits and lathering up in a group.
I don't like it however and I try to keep my back turned if anyone else is in the room. Today the whole herd showed up before I could escape to my towel so I just had to tough it out and scrub myself, shave (yes, twice in one week!) etc. in front of God and everybody. I tried to act normal. I could
not help thinking -- what do I look like? AWFUL, I know, but...really? What are they thinking when they look at me? (LOL -- if there were mirrors in there I'd
never take my suit off! I don't really want to know if it's as bad as I think it is.)
Well I was bending over shaving my ankles and thinking these cringing thoughts when I caught a glimpse of my crotch in my peripheral vision - I was in just the perfect position to do so, of course - and there for all the world to see was my TAMPON TAIL.
Yep, that's the view the ladies in the locker room were graced with this morning, should they have happened to glance over my way..a little rip-cord dangling out of my twat. At least I don't have a big gross ass boil.